Greetings Earthling!

About


Dethbert Jones here!

A book of letters from me to my Earth pen-pal (DEAR EARTHLING: COSMIC CORRESPONDENT) is coming to an Earth bookstore near you soon!

In the meantime here are some factoids about me:

I live on planet Crank in a galaxy far from yours. However, I'm fascinated by Earth and its people. Your ways sure are strange though! I can't imagine not having a robot like Andi as a best friend (even if he is rather annoying at times).

My dad is an inventor and he crossed a chicken with a snail, the result of which is 'Precious' my pet Chickensnail.

If you could cross two animals to get one awesome pet, which ones would you choose?

Maybe you could draw a picture of it and ask an Earth inventor to create one for you?



About

I love baking tasty treats.

Here I am in the kitchen with leader of the Space Cadets Pudding Squadron, Sergeant Megatron 5000

Team


Andi Social


Robot and bestie

Andi lives in fear of meteors (he's allergic to them) and crustard (the gloopy sauce plays havoc with his circuitry).

Killian Brown


Crush

Killian enjoys swinging me about by my collar if I get in her way. I don't mind, as at least she notices me!

Sergeant Megatron 5000


Leader of the Space Cadets Pudding Squadron

The Sarge is a mean looking robot who loves to bake.

Stabwell Phillips


Arch Enemy

Stabwell was dumb enough to disintegrate his own hand with a ray gun, but now he's fitted with a bionic hand that can crush a stone. Gulp!

Great Aunt Grumbeloid


Catankerous old lady

Enjoys a good moan.

Testimonials


Dethbert is the pen pal I never knew I needed."

Allyson Aritcheta ARC reviewer Allyson Aritcheta's review

If you're looking for an entertaining and humorous read, this is it!"

Julieaduncan Library Thing Reviewer Julieaduncan's review

This is fun for adults and kids alike. I don't think there is much of an age that wouldn't enjoy this book. It also includes illustrations!"

ChazziFrazz Library Thing Reviewer ChazziFrazz

Contact


Content Page


Dear Earthling Discussion Guide.pdf


ORDER DEAR EARTHLING: COSMIC CORRESPONDENT FROM

THIS PLACE (CAN)

THAT PLACE (UK) OR 

ANOTHER PLACE (US) 





READ ALL ABOUT IT!



The robot leader of the Space Cadets, Sergeant Megatron 5000 has interviewed four stars from the book! The interviews appear on the Common Deer Press Blog, but you can link to them from here! 

Great Aunt Grumbeloid

Killian Brown

Andi Social

Dethbert Jones





News


Dear Earthling: Cosmic Correspondent was recently launched in style. Pen Avey even made a prop, complete with cut-out -- perfect for selfies!


COMING SOON...

Watch this space for news of an OUT OF THIS WORLD competition with BLAMTASTIC PRIZES!!!



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